Woody!Woody is woody-cool. Somebody should adopt him.
He needs a home.
If you'd like to inquire about Woody, please email arldogs@yahoo.com.
Woody!
Please, Ryan Clark, stay home and stay well.
Star!

Monty!
Yeah, there are a lot of storylines this weekend.
Adrian Peterson: 618 yards rushing. Leads the NFL.
Xena!
Steel Triangle has a feeling Brett Kiesel is getting sick and tired of hearing about Jared Allen.
Harrison!
Well, okay, Steel Triangle finds it slightly curious but unsurprising that when you go to Google Images and you type in Jeff Reed, that, yup, you guessed it, "Autocomplete" finishes the entry for you as "Jeff Reed Drunk."
A formidable opponent this week, no doubt.
Now that the Steelers have dispensed the Cleveland Clowns, it's time to beat down some better competition. Now comes the season's turning point or Tipping Point.
Wishbone!



Cleheaveland Browns Coach Eric Mangini is a fool if he lets any combination of those two characters in the photo (quarterbacks Derek Anderson and Brady Quinn) throw more than 10 passes in the Clowns' game with the Steelers on Sunday.
Cleveland Browns backup Quarterback Brady Quinn personifies the sheer, utter ridiculousness that is the Cleveland Browns.
Losing Aaron Smith for the season is worrisome.
The last time he missed any substantial time, teams ran on the Steelers, profusely. Of course, though, that was with dunderhead -- and Carolina Hurricane fan -- Bill Cowher as head coach.
And, at that time, we didn't have Sherriff Lamarr (Woodley), or, for that matter, Ziggy and the Spiders from Mars (Ziggy Hood, Nick Eason, Sonny Harris, et al).
By the way, the Browns suck, and Brady Quinn has put his house in Cleheaveland up for sale.
A good week to bury 'em. Send in the Clowns.
The sky is gray, cloudy, overcast and murky --not to be redundant. But, still. It's Browns Week. Halloween is coming. And the weather fits.
As Wilson Pickett and Steve Cropper said: "99-1/2 Just Won't Do."
Yup. Thanks for showing up. We knew you could do it.
Joey Porter’s Pit Bulls Steel Triangle been hard on you. The scrutiny will continue. No rewards here. You ain’t won nothin ‘ yet.
Keep it going. Look at yourself. Hard. In the mirror.
Links:
Pittsburgh Sports and Mini-Ponies
Gene Collier's Nice Homework Sums It Up:
"First down went something like this: 15-yard pass, 15-yard pass, 35-yard pass, 9-yard run, 4-yard run, 6-yard run, 5-yard run, 2-yard run, 4-yard pass, 5-yard pass, 7-yard run, 9-yard run, 2-yard run, 4-yard run, 20-yard pass, incomplete pass, 14-yard pass, 3-yard run, 26-yard pass, 10-yard run, 5-yard run, 2-yard run.
"When it ended, the Steelers had gained 264 of their 497 total net yards on first-down plays."
Bloggers who are funnier, smarter and in a better mood than Steel Triangle: Worth reading today and every day, of course:
Mike Tomlin's announcements, roster moves and "calling-out" pronouncements at yesterday's news conference were interesting. Nothing earth-shaking in the great scheme of things, but attention-getting nonetheless.