Joey Porter’s Pit Bulls have been struggling a bit, lately, trying to understand just why John Mellencamp’s song, “Our Country,” for the current series of Chevy Truck commercials is so annoying. Based on what we’ve been reading on many of the more popular sports-related blogs, others in the blogosphere share our sentiment.
Do we have anything against Chevy Trucks? Not really. But the song itself, and the accompanying video in all the commercials, is extremely irritating. Why?
Maybe it’s because the commercials seem to appear during every single break in action during NFL games. That may be our imagination, but the frequency with which they appear is way, way over the top. Secondly, the song itself isn’t that good. Some words come to mind:
Contrived: The song reeks of having been contrived specifically to shill for GM while simultaneously promoting Mellencamp’s faltering career.
Trite: “Our Country” panders in the worst way to base sentiment. Insipid. Ugh:
Things I think are right
And I can stand beside
The idea of stand and fight
Bombastic: Its anthemic pretensions are comical. The song is more jingle than anthem:
There's room enough here
For science to live
Question: What the fuck is that? Answer: Lame lyrics.
To the west coast
Down the Dixie Highway
This is our country
And the ones that run this land
Will help the poor and common man
Yeah, right. You just keep telling yourself that, asswipe. The ones that run this land? Like GM? Or aging, pretentious rock stars?Annoying twit.