Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Take Heart, Steelers' Fans

The Steelers just may be the best 0-3 team in the NFL!  Woo-hoo!!

Better than this week's opponent? The Minnesota Vikings? You betcha -- Minnesota's quarterback is Christian Stinkin' Ponder.

Jacksonville? QB: Blaine Gabbert. 'Nuff said. Tampa Bay? QB: Josh Freeman. Check and double-check.

The New York Giants? They just got shut out, 38-0, for cryin' out loud, by the also-lousy Carolina Panthers. Yeah, although the Giants did beat the Steelers in pre-season, not that those glorified scrimmages mean anything.

The Washington Redskins? The Washskin Redfaces also beat the Steelers in pre-season, but in a real game, with a knee-injury diminished Robert Griffin III at quarterback? Yeah, the Steelers just might be better than the 'Skins, and it's really about time ownership there changes the name of that franchise.

So there you have it. The Steelers are the best 0-3 team in the NFL.  This just might be the worst Steelers' team since 1968, but at least we're (probably) better than four other squads currently in the NFL.

Another reason to live!