Forbes magazine (and what do they know, anyway?) ranks
This can't be right.
Even our AFC North Division rivals, Cleveland and
This is embarrassing. You mean we don't measure up to frigging
I blame the suburbanites. You drunks who stumble through Polish Hill, the South Side, Shadyside, Oakland, Carson Street, Bloomfield, etc., every night, well, you're doing your part, but we need more like you.
And, really, you too can pick it up.
I mean YOU.
Come on, starting tonight. There's a major music festival on the South Side … and more importantly, there's a STEELERS game, people!
So …step it up! Commence tailgating! NOW!