Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Questions to Ponder

As the New Orleans Saints prepare to visit
Pittsburgh for this week’s hair-pull contest with Troy Polamalu and the Pittsburgh Steelers, a number of questions bear pondering, if not discussion:

Will Mina Brees contest the election results
for the Third Court of Appeals in Texas?

Will Joe Horn bring his cell phone?

Will Reggie Bush get some extra “hot sauce” for that ailing ankle?

Will Deuce McAllister outplay
Duce Staley?

Will the three rivers flood?

Will Katrina and the Waves sing the national anthem?

Will the Saints come marching in?


Christmas Ape said...

Will Cowher finally deploy the Faircatcher 5000 to take over punt return duties?

Will the Steelers find new and innovative ways to turn the ball over?

Will the defense just snap and kill the offensive for making them look bad by giving the other team multiple touchdowns?

Will this team win eight in a row and eke out a playoff berth?

Now, pick the gag question.

Christmas Ape said...

offense, I should say

Joey Porter’s Pit Bulls said...

I dunno ... I'm stuck on whether Reggie Bush's ankle will get a little Big Ben's BBQ Sauce or extra hot sauce on that ankle? Little Big Ben? I'm confused.

Gentlewhoadie Apt One said...

I am a Tapatio man myself, but I can picture Reggie being down with some garden variety Louisiana hots. Ben always struck me as a Sriracha kind of dude.

Joey Porter’s Pit Bulls said...

Joey Porter's Pit Bulls doubt that Big Ben can spell Sriracha ...