Thursday, June 26, 2008

Back to Earth With a Thud

Last night:

Yankees 10 - Pirates 0


Pittsburgh's Paul Maholm

(5-5 record in 2008, 26 career wins; 2008 salary: $424,500)


New York's Mike Mussina

(10-5 record in 2008; 260 career wins; 2008 salary: $11 million [$11,071,029.00])


Anonymous said...

As the late, great Bob Price would say about now, "There was nooooo doubt about it!"

Joey Porter’s Pit Bulls said...

"Sufferin' catfish! He couldn't 'a hit that with a bed slat! A 210-pound of golden bantam ... a home run in an elevator shaft ... bug on the rug! Fair by a gnat's eyelash! Foul by the fuzz on a tick's ear!! A bloop and a blast! A dying quail! A tweener! Bug on the rug!! Spread some chicken on the hill with Will ... Willie the Starge ... Lil' Angry ... Arriba! ... The Great One!"

Joey Porter’s Pit Bulls said...

"We had 'em all a-a-a-allll the way!"

Anonymous said...

My personal favorite:
"Chicken on the Hill with Will!"