Headlines across the nation proclaim: "Pittsburgh Beats Out Los Angeles As U.S. City With Worst Air Pollution"
But don’t blame us. It's not our fault!
According to ABC News:
George Leikauf, a professor of environmental health at the
"I'm not an apologist for
Although much of the country may have a stereotype of
Anywhoo, according to the UK's Reuters News Service (and what do they know?), the American Lung Association concludes: "In
For the record, asswipe, it's spelled "Clairton." Get it right.
For all that, Leijauf (the guy from Pitt) says,
"It turns out we don't have very many steel mills at all anymore," Leikauf said. "These are fine particles. They stay suspended in the air. You can detect them in the Antarctic. In fact, some of
Just great: American jobs get exported to
Whatever. Let's go Pens!