Monday, January 08, 2007

There's Something Wrong With This Picture

Courtesy of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, the photograph shown above depicts skanky talentless slut pop chanteuse Christina Aguilera doing an Anna Nicole Smith serenading billionaire egomaniac businessman Joe Hardy, founder of the 84 Lumber chain of hardware stores, at his 84th birthday party. Get it? The celebration also included performances by Robin Williams, Bette Midler and a cast of the Broadway musical “A Chorus Line.” Gee, we didn’t know Joe Hardy was gay. Not that there’s anything wrong … but then again, where's she going with her hand? No wonder he's smiling!

2 comments:

honkbopsax said...

Andy Hardy looks like an overweight David Letterman. "Paul, you like the handy? You like getting the handy. Heeehaaahoo!"

a petulant rambler said...

funny, he's just the person I thought of Saturday when I read this article in the PPG. Big "ass" that he is.....
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/07006/751640-30.stm