There's Something Wrong With This Picture

Courtesy of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, the photograph shown above depicts skanky talentless slut pop chanteuse Christina Aguilera doing an Anna Nicole Smith serenading billionaire egomaniac businessman Joe Hardy, founder of the 84 Lumber chain of hardware stores, at his 84^th birthday party. Get it? The celebration also included performances by Robin Williams, Bette Midler and a cast of the Broadway musical “A Chorus Line.” Gee, we didn’t know Joe Hardy was gay. Not that there’s anything wrong … but then again, where's she going with her hand? No wonder he's smiling!