Lest we forget ...

"A day that will live in infamy."

Reasons to believe ...

This is probably more wishful/hopeful thinking than anything, but Joey Porter’s Pit Bulls take solace in finding hope in the distinct possibility that …

• Fast Willie Parker will have a big game racking up massive chunks of yardage on the fast FieldTurf at Gillette Stadium. Parker has had huge games on FieldTurf previously (at Paul Brown Stadium in Cincinnati, for example; and yeah, we know, it’s the Bengals). Good luck, Junior, keeping up.

• The Steelers will exploit the Patriots’ aging inside linebackers not only with Parker, but with the tight ends and receivers on crossing patterns and seam routes over the middle. Again, good luck, Junior, keeping up. That would be Junior, as in, 38-year-old Junior Seau, who got spun around like a top by the Ravens’ Willis McGahee on Monday night. Repeatedly.

• The Patriots’ aging Rodney Harrison will limp off the field, preferably early in the game. The 34-year-old Harrison limped off the field with an apparent hamstring problem at the end of the game in Baltimore Monday night. Good luck, Sterod, keeping up with Heath Miller, Santonio Holmes, Nate Washington and company.

• Supermodel Gisele Bundschen will cringe and gasp in horror as James Harrison makes Tom Brady his bitch, emphatically. And repeatedly. On Monday night, Baltimore’s rookie linebacker Antwan Barnes looked strikingly similar to The Silverback, as Barnes used leverage and technique to swoop around left tackle Matt Light. Barnes is about the same size as Harrison. Although shorter than most defensive ends, both seem to know how to use their considerable strength, speed, leverage and technique to advantage.

• Steelers defensive coordinator Dick LeBeau will craft a typically ingenious game plan to outsmart the wickedly ingenious and evil Patriots’ braintrust.

• DeShea Townsend, always a good cover corner, will blanket Donte Stallworth.

• Tyrone Carter will “mitigate” Wes Welker.

• Ike Taylor will persuade Randy Moss to Face Me Ike.
  

It’s a lot to hope for, but that’s what Christmas is all about.

Addendum:
From David Fleming, ESPN Page 2: "Thirty-Three Reasons the Steelers Will Win on Sunday"

The Patriots’ Linebackers Are Old

New England’s starting linebackers are:

• Adalius Thomas, 30, pushed around all game Monday night but a heck of a player if he’s healthy (currently a question mark)
• Tedy Bruschi, 34, still a playmaker
• Junior Seau, 38, thrust into a starting role last week when Roosevelt Colvin was placed on injured reserve (Seau looked overmatched Monday night but earlier this season became the oldest player to record two interceptions in one game)
• Mike Vrabel, 32, still a force
• Behind them are: Eric Alexander, 25, Larry Izzo, 33, and Chad Brown (?!), 37 (on the inactive list last week).

We’re not saying they’re no good. They’re just old. And maybe there’s a mismatch or two to be exploited (Jr. Seau, we’ve got our eyes on you.)

• Anthony Smith should just shut up. Since 1998, the Steelers have dropped 5-of-6 games to the Pats and in case Anthony hasn’t heard, the Patriots are undefeated and, oh, by the way, are averaging 39.1 points per game.
  
• Turnover differential? The Pats are +17, the Steelers, +3.

Karen Guregian of The Boston Herald had this to say of the Steelers:

“What they are is a better version of the Baltimore Ravens. Better quarterback, better running back, better defense. Now they get the Patriots on a short week, after three consecutive night games, and two straight barn-burners.

The Eagles attacked the Pats’ pass coverage in the middle of the field. The Ravens attacked with a shifting, slashing runner in Willis McGahee (30 carries, 138 yards).

With quarterback Ben Roethlisberger (25 TD passes) and running back Willie Parker (second in NFL with 1,093 yards), the 9-3 Steelers can do both.

On the other side of the ball, the Steelers possess the best overall defense in the league.”

No doubt about it, the Steelers will have to bring their ‘A’ game. If they do, and if they keep mistakes to a minimum, they can win this game.

Thursday Afternoon Addendum:

• Over at Steelahs.com, New England-based Steelers fan Mika Batista eloquently opines on Anthony Smith's "guarantee" in today's post headlined, "Talking the Talk."
  

• Meanwhile, Neal Coolong at DiehardSteel downplays Smith's comments, which he says are inconsequential and will mean nothing either way, no matter how the game turns out.

• The Christmas Ape over at D.C. Steeler Nation believes Smith's emotion may be a good thing.

• Meanwhile, if you're looking for Patriot-hating blogs, Cotter over at One For the Other Thumb provides a roundup of links to blogs with subtle names such as "I Hate the New England Patriots."

Nice Reputation

Patriots' players have the day off. Rust never sleeps.

New England Patriots head coach Bill Bellichick held a conference call with the media today. Here is an excerpt, as reported today by The Boston Globe:

“Pittsburgh is a hard team to prepare for. What I don’t think you want to do is give your team a game plan and then as you do more work on the team, find out ‘this isn’t quite what we want here’ and you have to change it. We thought it would be better to take a little time ourselves from a coaching standpoint, a staff standpoint, to make sure that with the extra time we’ve had this morning that we could get things as close to exactly the way we want them, so when we do give them to the players, we don’t have to go back and change them.”

Translation:

“We are currently analyzing all the conversations we were able to obtain from our hidden microphones at Steelers headquarters and the wiretapped phones of Steelers coaches and players. We’ve also been busy going over the intercepted e-mails our IT guys forwarded to us, as well as their game plans that our in-house hackers have been able to pick up from the Steelers’ computer systems.”

“We’re confident we know what the Steelers plan to do. We have a few surprises planned for them. I'll just say this: Daniel Sepulveda, their punter, better get his kicks off a hell of a lot quicker than he’s been doing. Methinks a blocked punt early in the game would rattle his cage, set the tone and really get our fans involved."

"I’d like that. I really would.”

Hot Stove Musings & Monday Night Revisited

What’s New? Really, with the Pirates, what is new?

On the one hand, Joey Porter’s Pit Bulls want to give the Pirates’ new management team a chance. On the other hand …

For a team that espouses “a new direction,” the Pirates sure seem to be taking safe, familiar baby steps. On Tuesday, new GM Neal Huntington signed a veteran journeyman, backup utility infielder Chris Gomez, who seems like a decent chap and may well be an upgrade over what they’ve had the past few years. But signing the 36-year-old Gomez sure seems like a lot like previous signings the Pirates have made over the past 10 years or so: Jose Hernandez, Chris Stynes, Doug Strange, Matt Kata, Mike Edwards, Doug Strange, Mike Kingery and so many others. Yawn. Add to that, the lack of major change in the front office, and you wonder whether this franchise really is moving in a new direction.

As noted recently by Dejean Kovacevic in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette …

“However anyone wishes to characterize the Pirates' recent front office changes, do not call it a housecleaning. All six of Dave Littlefield's special assistants -- Pete Vuckovich, Jax Robertson, Jackie Bowen, Louie Eljaua, Jesse Flores and Roy Smith -- are staying on board. Littlefield's assistant, Doug Strange, was shifted to special assistant.”

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss?

Anyway, there’s much media speculation the Pirates are looking to trade Jason Bay – who is probably at the low point of his trade value right now, coming off his worst season. This seems like a bad idea, as the return for Bay appears to be middle-of-the-road players with little upside. Granted, Huntington’s hands are tied, but still. Let’s hope he doesn’t panic and make an ill-advised deal, just to make a deal.

Sure we’d love to see the Pirates re-tool their roster. But the Bucs don’t have all that much to offer. Pitcher Matt Garza, recently traded by the Twins, would have looked terrific in the Pirates rotation. Toronto’s Alex Rios is being dangled in trade talks with the Giants but sure would look good in right field at PNC Park. The Jays supposedly want San Francisco’s Matt Cain, a starting pitcher. To obtain Rios, the Pirates probably would have to give up one of their emerging star starters, Ian Snell or Tom Gorzellany.

In most cases, to get a good player (or three), you’ve got to give up "something" of value. Bay has value, but his poor showing last season almost mandates he should be retained rather than dumped now for players of even lesser value. Just sayin’.

Monday Night Revisited

In reviewing Monday night’s game, this entertaining column from The Betting Fool (San Francisco Chronicle) notes how hard it was to root for either side, and considers both sides of the unsavory equation, “Lucky Patriots / Thuggy Ravens” …

“The Patriots were lucky. Their quest, bolstered by cheating, should be over.

I also can't stomach the Ravens. They are out of control, violent and nasty, incapable of composure and should be heavily fined or kicked out of the league for their actions.

What a great game, though.

As the game began to heat up, I was hoping the Ravens would win. But after I saw Rodney Harrison mouthing off to the absurdly arrogant Brian Billick, who blew kisses toward Harrison, I had a few pangs of tolerance for Belichick's bandits.

In the final minute, as The Ravens melted down, I was pleased that the Patriots' quest was still intact and not at all surprised by Baltimore's petulant, disgusting, bratty behavior, which was punctuated by incessant post-game whining.

Play DB in the NFL and take your chances. Especially if you're a Raven. Their coach acts like a bratty teenager, so do his players, and the refs react accordingly.”

The Betting Fool almost always provides a terrific read. Check it out.

To Think About ...

Idle thoughts here -- and mostly wishful/hopeful thinking, but Joey Porter's Pit Bulls have a feeling that ...

• Willie Parker is going to accelerate fast and often on Gillette Stadium's fast FieldTurf, and have a big game.

• The Patriots' aging inside-linebacker tandem of Junior Seau and Tedy Bruschi will have their hands full keeping up with Parker, tight end Heath Miller and the Steelers' receivers on crossing routes.

• Tyrone Carter will torture Wes Welker.

• Wes Welker will torture Tyrone Carter and the Steelers in general.

• Supermodel Gisele Bundschen will cringe in horror, as James Harrison makes Tom Brady his bitch, at least once.

• Patriots left tackle Matt Light, who is an outstanding offensive lineman, is losing sleep over the thought of James Harrison making Tom Brady his bitch. Light had all kinds of trouble with Ravens rookie linebacker Antwan Barnes (out of Florida International, of "Ned" fame). On Monday night, Barnes looked strikingly similar to Harrison (The Silverback), who was just named AFC Defensive Player of the Month. Neither Barnes nor Harrison is the tallest of linebackers, but that presents a real problem to a player like Light. Leverage, my friend, leverage.

• Rodney Harrison will limp off the field in pain and exhaustion.

• Randy Moss will drop at least one pass.

• The Patriots will try all-out to block a punt by Daniel Sepulveda, but the Steelers will have planned for it. Sepulveda runs for a touchdown early in the game, and the Steelers feed off that energy and ride it to a surprisingly convincing win.

Full Metal Jacket

"No question, they have a full metal jacket of weapons, offensively."

Quote from Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin,
discussing the New England Patriots in today's noontime press conference.

It’s Up to the Steelers Now

The Baltimore Ravens (4-8) played an inspired, tough game vs. the undefeated Great Satan New England Patriots (12-0) last night … except for the typically Raider Raven bonehead gaffes that cost them the game:

• The long interception Kyle Boller threw in the fourth quarter that kept the Patriots in the game.
  

• The inexplicable, panicky timeout called on defense with under two minutes left, a nanosecond before the ball was snapped, that negated what should have been a game-deciding fourth-down stop.

• The many penalties (some blatant) that kept New England drives alive.
  

• The general hotheadedness and lack of composure.

Still, for all the gaffes, even Kyle Boller made plays, Willis McGahee ran tough, and the Ravens defense pressured Tom Brady, clogged passing lanes and limited much of what the Patriots tried to do.

The Ravens and Steelers, division rivals, play similar schemes to a large extent, particularly on defense, with an emphasis on establishing the run on offense. The difference between the Ravens and the Steelers? The Steelers are a better team, with a much better quarterback and a better overall defense. Sunday should be interesting.

Idle Musings

We suppose it should not be much of a surprise to see such excellent play this season from Tyrone Carter, a career backup and intermittent starter as an injury substitute. The 31 year-old Carter, after all, is a savvy veteran who was the 1999 Jim Thorpe Award winner as college football’s best defensive back when he was a senior at the University of Minnesota. Listed at 5’9”, Carter will probably always be overlooked, although he provides excellent coverage skills, hits hard and is a sure tackler.

While we doubt there will be much man-to-man coverage against New England’s stable of receivers, it might be interesting to see Carter matched up against the Patriots’ Wes Welker, who has the second-most receptions in the NFL this year. Randy Moss is the unquestioned star receiver on that team, for sure, but Welker is the Patriot’s go-to guy for clutch yardage.

Now Hiring: Anti-Hacking Information Security Experts

Then again, the Patriots throw so many weapons* at opponents … it will take a total team effort, plus a favorable alignment of stars, anti-hack experts proactively safeguarding the Steelers computer systems and, perhaps most importantly, atmospheric jamming signals that block the Patriots’ attempts to intercept all Steelers’ play calls on both sides of the ball, as well as conversations on the sideline, the coach’s booth upstairs and in the wiretapped rooms in the team hotel the night before the game.

Yes, it will take a total team effort. On defense, we could see:

• Front-seven type players (Keisel, Farrior, Hampton, Foote, Haggans, etc.) mixing up pass-rush duties and clogging running lanes, and the midfield passing lanes/crossing routes.

• Ike Taylor/Anthony Smith focusing on Moss

• Tyrone Carter shadowing Welker

• Deshea Townsend and/or Bryant McFadden on Donte Stallworth and/or Jabar Gaffney.

• And The Silverback, James Harrison, hunting down Tom Brady.If you haven’t heard, James Harrison is a little intense.

On the Surface …

After all the hand-wringing over the muddy quagmire soggy, sandy turf at Heinz Field, it should be interesting to see how the Steelers play in game conditions on the faster FieldTurf at Gillette Stadium in Foxboro, Mass. Since the Monday night game slopfest against the winless Miami Dolphins a week ago, many have been clamoring for the Steelers to install FieldTurf at Heinz Hines Field.

Following Sunday night’s game, here’s what Ben Roethlisberger had to say about the playing surface at Heinz Field:

“Wet and sandy. Every time you took a snap, when Sean [Mahan] would snap it, water and sand would come up into your face and it would kind of get in your eyes and it would be all over your hands. Honestly, that's why Willie [Parker] fumbled. I remember when I took it, I went to hand it to him [and] it was soaked with a lot of sand. And it was tough.”

We have a feeling nobody will be talking about the turf following the Steelers-Patriots game, but still …as a backstory, it should be interesting to watch. Again, though, it’s not as if the Steelers have never played on FieldTurf. Lots of stadiums and practice facilities in the NFL use the stuff, including the Steelers at their own indoor practice facility on the South Side.

In any case, it’s been reported widely that the Steelers’ players prefer a grass surface. And on Sunday, the playing surface probably won’t make any difference in the outcome of the game.

*Moss, Welker, Donte Stallworth, Troy Brown, Jabar Gaffney, Kelley Washington, Chad Jackson, tight ends (Ben Watson, Kyle Brady) , running backs (Laurence Maroney, Kevin Faulk), not to mention Tom Brady-Quinn, doting husband, loving father and the best quarterback in football.

The Amoeba Defense

As noted today on Bengals.com:

“Steelers defensive coordinator Dick LeBeau, the former Bengals head coach, tortures Palmer. Three of Palmer's worst seven games (the 51.6 rating Sunday, a 52.1 his rookie year, and a 53.5 in 2005) have come against LeBeau. On Sunday, he gave Palmer ‘The Amoeba,’ where only one guy is lined up in a stance and the others are milling before the snap.”

Coach’s Post-Game Quotes:

• Mike Tomlin on Ben Roethlisberger: “Ben is a tremendous competitor. He gets that wild look in his eye. You love that about him. His teammates love that about him. They rally around that. They know this guy will do what it takes to lead us to victory.”

• Mike Tomlin on Hines Ward: “He is a tough guy. He is a football player first and a wide receiver second. He makes plays when he doesn't have the ball in his hands. He makes plays when he does have the ball in his hands. He is a legitimate tough guy.”

In Summary

All in all, it was a good weekend. Congratulations once again to the Pitt Panthers, who pulled off a monumental upset of WVU (and we’re happy to eat crow on that prediction) in the Centennial Edition of the Backyard Brawl. Congrats to Ken Whisenhunt, Russ Grimm and the Arizona Cardinals, who defeated the Cleveland Browns in a nail-biter to bring the Brownies back down to earth. And the Steelers beat the Bungles to send the Cinci Miscreants to eight losses while reclaiming a full two-game lead for the Black ‘n Gold over Cleveland in the AFC North.

Tonight, it’s the Baltimore Ravens hosting the undefeated New England Patriots. It should be fun to watch Ray “the Blade” Lewis go berserk as the Patriots run up the score.

Improvements

• The much-maligned kick coverage units performed admirably last night, allowing only 20.0 yards per return on kickoffs and 6.3 yards per punt return. Well done.

• Kudos also to the offensive line, which allowed nary a sack.

• Plaudits to the secondary, as well, especially Tryone Carter and Anthony Smith at safety, not to overlook DeShea Townsend, Ike Taylor and Bryant McFadden.The coverage was outstanding, and the sure tackling was even better. Excellent work all around.

Miscellany

• The two fans arrested by the FBI last night at Heinz Field? Bengals fans, no doubt, as Black&Gold Girl over at Nonstop Pittsburgh Steelers.

Next Sunday: Pittsburgh@New England, 4:15 p.m. (CBS)

• Reporter: Have you thought much about New England?

• Ben Roethlisberger: “Obviously, you think about it because everybody talked about them because they are undefeated. That's all over everything that has to do with news and sports is the New England Patriots. And deservedly so. They're a great football team offensively [and] defensively. It's going to be a challenge for us and we're going to have to come out and play great football.”

• Hines Ward: “It was our ninth win and now through the month of December we have a tough stretch of games here. New England, we're going to need all of our weapons out there. Everybody is going to have to play a flawless game. We're going to enjoy this one, there's no question. But there's not really a lot of time because we have to get ready for New England.”

"Hines Ward was Hines Ward."

“Hines Ward was Hines Ward tonight,” said Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin in his post-game comments. That’s not the first time we’ve heard Tomlin make that statement this season, and it encapsulates perfectly what we have come to expect from the stout, stocky, stalwart Ward, who established a new franchise record for touchdown receptions by catching two to surpass Hall of Famer John Stallworth. Congrats, Hines.

Yes, Hines Ward is Hines Ward, and Ben Roethlisberger was Ben Roethlisberger -- tough, resourceful, poised and determined. A standup guy.

And Carson Palmer was Carson Palmer: Stiff, skittish, mentally, emotionally fragile. Overrated. In his career vs. Roethlisberger, Palmer is 2-7.

What is it with this guy? Seriously, does anybody really believe anymore that Carson Palmer is a premier quarterback in this league, or for that matter better than Roethlisberger? For the night, Palmer completed just 17 of 44 pass attempts for a 30 percent completion rate, a mere 183 yards, and an abysmal 51.6 quarterback rating. He made only 11 of his last 37 pass attempts. Put another way, he misfired on 26 of his last 37, including 4 of 7 on third down, and zero for three on fourth down.

He didn’t throw any interceptions but, as one Cincinnati writer noted, “He didn’t even get it close enough to get intercepted."

The loss guarantees the 4-8 Bengals won't have a winning season under coach Marvin Lewis for the fourth time in his five seasons. Palmer’s been their “leader” at quarterback that entire time.

Loser.

The Bengals stink. Out loud. Still.

College Chaos

Pitt 19 - WVU 13

Well, we didn't see that one coming. Neither did anyone else. Congrats, Pitt Panthers, for salvaging some pride in an otherwise forlorn season. Yinz did yerselves proud 'n 'at, in the Centennial Edition of the Backyard Brawl.

Mountaineers? You'll never live this down. Never. This will be your legacy. Forever. No matter what else you do, people will never let you forget this one. Too bad for you. It's kinda sad.

Lots to watch this weekend …

Saturday

• The Backyard Brawl – In Morgantown, they’re lining up all the couches to burn, as the #2 Mountaineers prepare to bury Pitt en route to the national championship game.

Prediction:WVU 56 - Pitt 13 (Sunday post-game edit: Oops! Nix that prediction! Congrats, Pitt)

• #9 Oklahoma vs. #1 Missouri – #1 Mizzou hopes to overcome the Sports Illsutrated cover jinx and advance to the national title game vs. West Virginia. Otherwise, it’ll probably be Ohio State taking on the Mountaineers. Oklahoma already beat Missouri, 41-31, at Norman, giving the Tigers their only loss so far and holding them to their lowest point total of the season. Mizzou has scored more than 40 points eight times this year. This game, for the Big 12 Conference title, will be played at San Antonio.
  

Sunday

• Jets (2-9) vs. Dolphins (0-11) – The winless Fish are favored in this matchup, which this article calls “A Voyage of the Awful”. Yeah, and the Steelers lost to the Jets and very nearly lost to the Dolphish. Yikes.
  

• Cinci-Pittsburgh – If the Steelers lose this game, we’re looking uphill at the very distinct possibility of a three game losing streak, with New England and Jacksonville to follow the Bengals.

Monday

• New England vs. Baltimore – Looking forward to Ray Lewis going berserk as New England runs up the score.

Wake of the Flood

Remember a couple weeks ago when Joey Porter’s Pit Bulls expressed concern that the ridicule-ous playing surface at Heinz Field would provoke a serious injury?

Well, it was only a matter of time.

The Steelers today placed stalwart fullback Dan Kreider on injured reserve, ending his season. Kreider, who started the game Monday night, injured his knee in the game against the Dolphins.

Knee injuries happen all the time in football, and on any surface. Maybe the sloppy turf caused Kreider’s injury; maybe not – but we wouldn’t be surprised if it did.

To take Kreider’s place on the active roster, the Steelers promoted tight end Jon Dekker from the practice squad, which he occupied last season as well as this year. With Jerame Tuman placed on injured reserve last week, the Steelers were down to two tight ends. Now, with Dekker on board, they have as many tight ends (three) as centers (plus long-snapper Greg Warren). Dekker (6-5, 250) went to Princeton. Let’s hope he can block and contribute on special teams.

In any case, one can’t help but wonder how many injuries the Heinz Field turf has caused, or at least aggravated.

Looking Forward

The Bengals are just so cu-u-ute. Even cuter than the cheerleading Ben-gals, who at least are professional and tend to their business, as you can see in the photo.

No, the football-playing Bengals, when they aren't getting arrested, tend to be preoccupied with preening (T.J. Douchemandzadeh), gimmickry (coaches Marvin Lewis and Bob Bratkowski), cornholing (Carson Palmer), and made-for-TV sideshow antics (Chad Johnson).

Aas for the latter, as MJD observed Monday on Deadpin's "MJD Smorgasbord" ...

"Chad Johnson scores for the Bengals and then commandeers a CBS camera. I guess that's his whole act, he's going to pretend to be a cameraman for a few seconds. He'll get penalized for "excessive celebration," but I think in this case, that's a poorly named penalty ... this isn't celebration, this is choreographed attention-whoring. It doesn't feel like there's anything celebratory about it."

Well said. Then, there's always Chris Henry, notorious on many fronts, including the incident when police observed him vomiting out a car window as a teammate was being arrested.

Bengals, Bingles, Bangles, Bungles. It should be an interesting weekend.

Looking Back

It may be piling on at this point, but what the hell … Here’s yet another Sampling of Scathing Criticism From the Mainstream Media:

MSNBC: “Steelers, NFL, Should be Ashamed of Conditions”

"It was a disgrace."

SI.com: “Call It Muddy Night Football” …

“The Steelers couldn't have picked a worse time to lay down new turf. ”

ESPN: “Horrendous Conditions”

Miami Herald: “Soaked Field Angers Steelers Owner”

Palm Beach Post: ‘New’ Heinz Field Wilts Under Deluge

Wake of the Flood

In the blogoshere, Steelahs.com offers an excellent write-up on the history of exceptionally bad weather during Steelers-Dolphins games.

Then, back to mainstream media, there's this from respected columnist Ray Ratto, writing in the San Francisco Chronicle ...

"To all those people complaining about
the Heinz Field field Monday night:
It's November.
It's Pittsburgh.
It's football.
Shut the hell up."

Looking Good

Hopefully the reasonably good-looking weather forecast will allow the new sod to firm up at Heinz Field, in time for Sunday night’s game with the Bengals.

From today’s National Weather Service five-day forecast for Pittsburgh:

Tonight

Mostly cloudy. A chance of snow showers after midnight. Little or no snow accumulation. Lows in the lower 30s. South winds 10 to 15 mph. Chance of snow 50 percent.

Thursday

Cloudy with a chance of snow showers in the morning... then partly sunny in the afternoon. Little or no snow accumulation. Highs in the upper 30s. West winds 15 to 20 mph. Chance of snow 40 percent.

Thursday Night

Partly cloudy. Lows in the lower 20s. West winds 10 to 15 mph.

Saturday Night

Mostly cloudy with a 50 percent chance of snow showers. Lows around 30.

Sunday and Sunday Night

Rain and snow showers likely. Highs in the mid 40s. Lows in the upper 20s. Chance of precipitation 70 percent.

This forecast runs slightly askew of a report on Bengals.com ...

According to the National Weather Service in Wilmington, Ohio, there is a 30 to 40 percent chance of snow and rain Wednesday night and Thursday. The forecast is dry for Friday and Saturday until snow showers are to move in again Saturday night and Sunday with clouds predicted for most of the week.

Yet the Steelers aren't getting the same reports and told the Post-Gazette they are confident the field is going to be in much better shape after Tuesday was dry and sunny.

Club president Art Rooney II told the paper that rain is only expected on Thursday, and “from that standpoint, weather conditions are in our favor. We'll try to dry it out. They'll roll it, aerate it, do all the things they need to do to get it in good shape for Sunday. I think by Sunday it will be in good shape.”

Afternoon Additions / Fun Links

• Mondesi’s House: "Steelers Run Up the Score in Shutout of Dolphins"

• John Clayton (ESPN): “Steelers Go To the No-Puddle Offense”

• One for the Other Thumb: Well-deserved props to Tyrone Carter, James Farrior, Larry Foote and Daniel Sepulveda, among others

• D.C. Steeler Nation: Still Too Many Mistakes

• A Tuesday afternoon edition of the Monday Morning Chrysler NewYorker, over at Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

• And, in honor of Joey Porter’s return to Pittsburgh, Pierogies ‘n ‘At yesterday listed “Joey Porter’s Top Ten Outrageous Moments”

• Fortunately at least this (Post Gazette: “Porter’s Dogs Get Loose”) didn’t happen (again).

Afterthoughts:

• Joey Porter's Pit Bulls still can’t figure out what the Steelers are trying to do with the center position. The Steelers carry three centers on the roster (plus long-snapper Greg Warren), and two of them, Darnell Stapleton and Marvin Phillip, once again were inactive for Monday night’s game against Miami. Meanwhile, starting center Sean Mahan continues to get tossed around like a rag doll. If he had gone down with an injury Monday night, who would have played center? Kendall Simmons?

• Watching the game last night, we kind of half-expected to see players run out with leather helmets and no facemasks.
  

• As Mondesi's House correctly noted, "Don't forget, the Steelers are now 2-0 with two shutouts without Troy Polamalu and Santonio Holmes in the lineup."

• Ah, the warmth, wonder and joy of the holiday season (via Deadspin)

A Perfect Storm, a Field of Dreams

Well, that worked out well, didn’t it?

In a nationally televised Monday Night game slopfest that set back the game of football more than 60 years, the Steelers defeated the Miami Dolphish, 3-0 last night. We hope you bet the “under.”

Not to say we told you so, but a week-and-a-half before the game, Joey Porter’s Pit Bulls flagged the field as an issue, which was no secret, anyway: Let’s see … end of November weather, four high school football games on Friday, marching bands, a Pitt football game on Saturday, more marching bands, brand new sod laid on top of the existing surface – what could possibly go wrong?

Well, for one, a driving rain that began about 8 p.m. Sunday night and which continued all night, all the next day day and all last evening – with lightning, for cryin’ out loud, to delay the start of the game by a half-hour. You couldn’t even see the yard markers. The grounds crew dumped kitty litter on the field.

For all that, several individual performances stood out. Ben Roethlisberger completed 18 of 21 passes. Hines Ward was awesome. Joey Porter played very well, indeed, as did James “Silverback” Harrison. Miami’s Jason Taylor performed well in returning to his hometown. Fast Willie Parker became the second NFL running back to surpass 1,000 yards for the season. Miami defensive tackle Vonnie Holliday played very tough, and his teammate Will Allen executed several successful corner-fire blitzes. Steelers’ offensive tackle Max Starks stepped up, and Ricky Williams got stepped on.

And, oh, yes, Jeff “Skippy” Reed stayed sober long enough to kick the field goal that won the game with 17 seconds remaining. Until then, there was genuine concern that anybody would score, and even more concern that if anybody did, it would be the 0-10 Dolphins. Of course, after Reed’s field goal, the thought occurred, “Just watch, Ted Ginn’s going to return the kickoff for a touchdown, and the Dolphins’ll win.”

The Steelers prevailed, however, and all is well in Steeler Nation this morning. Well, except for the offensive line, which somehow allowed the Dolphins to rack up five sacks while committing several holding penalties.

For all the continuing doubts about the offensive line, one thing’s certain: The Steelers’ offices are sure to be inundated this morning with cold calls from dozens of sales reps pitching their “turf system solutions” – real grass, artificial turf and hybrid surfaces alike, ensemble. And, hey! The Steelers’ management might do well to listen.

Anything to seek "Shelter From the Storm."

Footnote: If you're interested to read the message on the scoreboard in the above photo, just click on the photo for a larger image.

Addendum: R.I.P. Sean Taylor, 24 years old, Washington Redskins Pro-Bowl Safety, shot dead in his home south of Miami.

Thanksgiving With Joey Porter and Ricky Williams

Joey Porter, always gentle, kindly and avuncular, is no doubt taking Ricky Williams under his gentle stewardship, now that Williams is returning to the Dolphins after four league suspensions for pot. Nobody can say Ricky Williams has not had "high" points throughout his career.

Always a calm, soothing influence, Joey Porter probably is going to guide Williams, perhaps even inspire him, and maybe, just maybe, “motivate” him. And, by motivate, we mean kick his ass.

Can you imagine Thanksgiving Dinner at the Joey Porter household?

We wonder how his pit bulls are doing. We know they were a little, uh, rambunctious, when they lived here in Pittsburgh.

Addendum:

In case you were wondering what Joey Porter was up to early this week, the Philadelphia Daily News reports …

"The 0-10 Miami Dolphins can't win on the football field, but linebacker Joey Porter hoped for a win at the craps table Monday night at Atlantic City's Borgata.

"At the hotel, where he partied at the mur.mur nightclub, Porter was heckled by a couple of Eagles fans before his bodyguards and Borgata security stepped in."

Eagles fans, heckling? Huh. We didn’t know they did that sort of thing.

Of course, if this is how Joey Porter typically spends his Monday evenings, then we can certainly understand why he declined to participate as an honoree in the Steelers' 75th anniversary celebration at halftime of the Monday night game against the Ravens a couple of weeks ago.

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Additional Addendae

• In today's Post-Gazette, Ed Bouchette asks, Can the Steelers Protect Their Quarterback?
  

• And, in the spirit of the holiday, because the following is so much better than anything we can write, here is Big Daddy Drew’s Thanksgiving Itinerary, posted Thanksgiving Eve 2006, on Kissing Suzy Kolber.

Enjoy, and Happy Thanksgiving.

Joey Porter and Ricky Williams in the same clubhouse? What could possibly go wrong?

Quick Hits:

Regarding the Pittsburgh Steelers ...

• Pass Protection > The coaches say the offensive line was responsible for four sacks on Sunday; Matt Spaeth whiffed badly on one; Heath Miller missed another; and, supposedly, Max Starks missed still another as a backup tight end. Some of the seven total also might be attributed to tight coverage in the secondary (a tip of the hat to Pitt products Darrelle Revis and Hank Poteat (??!!!), for crying out loud, as well as Jets safety Kerry Rhodes, who can play).

• More (or less) Offensive Line > Center Sean Mahan looks like he's getting tossed around like a rag doll. There seems to be little cohesion. Running lanes just aren't opening, and that's even more worrisome than allowing all the sacks and hurries. Although ... with a franchise quarterback (or any other QB), you just can't keep giving up so many sacks. This O-line surrendered seven sacks to the Jets (who had registered only nine sacks in nine games), and four to Cleveland, which was even worse, with only seven sacks registered entering their game against the Steelers. And, previously, teams like the Cardinals, 49ers and Seahwaks lamented that they kept coming so-o-o close to getting sacks -- and contended that they should have had seven, eight, nine, 10, 11 sacks -- except for Ben's escapeability. This is an ongoing issue, and it's a big one.

• Speaking of Pass Protection > Isn't the tactic used by the Jets on Sunday, which was to pinch the sides of the pocket to contain Big Ben -- the same tactic teams used against Kordell Stewart? We may see more of it.

• Play-calling > Quick tosses, slants and quick outs -- all these were talked about by Bruce Arians in spring mini-camp, but we haven't seen much of them (the idea being to get Fast Willie Parker out in space).

• The Running Game: Willie Parker remains the second-leading rusher in the NFL. Maybe he can rack up some major yardage against Miami. But, as Joey Porter's Pit Bulls mentioned here last week, that turf at Heinz Field is likely to be a mess on Monday night, following the Pitt game on Saturday and the WPIAL high school playoffs on Friday.

• The Turf at Heinz Field > Let's just hope it's not a factor and nobody gets hurt.

• Special Teams > Ted Ginn Jr. this week. Maybe the turf will slow him down.

• Troy Polamalu and Santonio Holmes will miss the game? Ugh, the lack of depth at safety and receiver could be a problem. We're less worried (slightly) about the safety position. At wide receiver, however, Cedric Wilson, Nate Washington and Willie Reid -- they'd better step up, and in a big way. Otherwise, why are they even on this team? Especially Wilson and Reid.

• Ditto alleged offensive tackle Trai Essex.

• The 2007 Draft Class > Not looking so good right now, especially first-round pick Lawrence Timmons, who has shown very little, and that might be overstating the case.

Regarding the Miami Dolphins ...

• Joey Porter and Ricky Williams in the same clubhouse? What could possibly go wrong?

• Speaking of Joey Porter > Cotter over at One for the Other Thumb solicited Joey Porter reminiscinces from his readers, and there's good stuff over there. Check it out.

A Laundry List of Problems

As noted at this site yesterday and all across these here Interwebs, the Steelers flaws across the board were exposed on Sunday. Still, and we can’t let it go since it’s been such an issue all season, Special Teams.

Columnist Alex Marvez of FoxSports.com today puts Special Teams right at the top of offenders on the Steelers’ lengthy laundry list of problems on Sunday:

“Even so, Pittsburgh lost because of its special teams. New York's Leon Washington returned a punt 33 yards to set up Mike Nugent's 38-yard field goal early in overtime.”

That’s on top of everthing else that went wrong, as Marvez noted:

“Pittsburgh fell to a 2-8 team with a quarterback (Kellen Clemens) making just his second NFL start inside a visiting stadium packed with towel-waving Steelers fans.”

“We fell below the line of what's acceptable," Steelers coach Mike Tomlin said. “We didn't tackle well defensively. We didn't protect our quarterback. We didn't run the ball. We didn't establish any rhythm. That performance speaks for itself.”

To re-cap, then, it says here the laundry list includes:

• Too many sacks on offense.
• Too few sacks on defense.
• Minimal push by the offensive line to open lanes for the running backs.
• Questionable play-calling.
• Receivers struggling to get separation from d-backs.
• Disruptive, costly penalties.
• Spotty tackling.
• Way too few contributions from this year's draft class.
• And lousy Special Teams.

That about sums it up. For now.

Too many flags

The Steelers committed way too many penalties during yesterday’s desultory, lackluster performance at Jimmy Hoffa Stadium – eight penalties in all, for 100 yards. Here they are:

• PENALTY on PIT-I.Taylor, Defensive Pass Interference, 41 yards, enforced at NYJ 24
• PENALTY on PIT- S.Mahan, Offensive Holding, 10 yards, enforced at NYJ 33 –
• PENALTY on PIT-M.Starks, Offensive Holding, 10 yards, enforced at PIT 34
• PENALTY on PIT-C.Haggans, Defensive Holding, 1 yard, enforced at PIT 2
• PENALTY on PIT-Aa.Smith, Roughing the Passer, 15 yards, enforced at NYJ 23
• PENALTY on PIT-W.Colon, False Start, 5 yards, enforced at NYJ 43
• PENALTY on PIT-G.Warren, Offensive Holding, 10 yards, enforced at PIT 45
• PENALTY on PIT-B.McFadden, Defensive Pass Interference, 8 yards, enforced at NYJ 47
  

Joey Porter’s Pit Bulls can forgive the first-quarter pass interference penalty on Ike Taylor. You could argue that while it did lead to a field goal and accounted for the most yards of any of the eight penalties, it was not the costliest penalty. Other candidates for the costliest penalty would be:

• The offensive holding call on Max Starks, who was in the game as an extra tight end, for crying out loud. Inexcusable. The loss of 10 yards put the Steelers in a third-and-19 situation, where Jets safety Kerry Rhodes intercepted a deep pass intended for Nate Washington. (Rhodes can sky, by the way; he showed serious springs in making a spectacular play).

• The indefensible defensive holding call on Clark Haggans on the ensuing possession late in the first half. The call nullified a change of possession when Jets quarterback Kellen Clemens fumbled the ball out of the end zone. The Haggans penalty also enabled the Jets to salvage a field goal at the end of the half (and, of course, three points turned out to be the margin of victory).

• Roughing the passer, by Aaron Smith, who was flagged for a late hit on Clemens after he threw an incomplete pass on third and 15 with 6:36 left in the third quarter. It did not look like an egregiously flagrant hit. Although the Jets did not score, however, the penalty extended their drive and gave the Jets life at a point when the Steelers had seized momentum.

• Similarly, the illegal procedure call on Willy Colon, with 6:28 left in the fourth quarter, disrupted a Steelers drive that ended when Ben Roethlisberger was sacked and fumbled for a change of possession that once again put the Black 'n Gold defense on the field.

For all that, somehow the Steelers managed nearly a seven-minute advantage in time of possession (35:52). Just goes to show how badly penalties can hurt a team.

Way too many mistakes.

• If there’s any consolation (there’s not) from yesterday’s slate of games, at least we can take satisfaction in the miserable performances by the Ravens and Bengals. Baltimore’s Brian Billick once again outcoached himself as the Ravens lost to Cleveland. In Cincinnati, overhyped quarterback Carson Palmer threw four interceptions, two of which were returned for touchdowns. His QB rating for the day was a wretched 68.5. The Bengals stink out loud. Still.
  

Like the Steelers, the Bengals committed way too many penalties and mistakes. Unlike the Bengals, the Steelers are likeable. So, we’ve got that going for us, anyway.

Exposed

At least Steelers fans showed up yesterday at the Meadowlands. Too bad the team didn’t.

After tallying just nine sacks in their first nine games, the New York Jets racked up seven sacks against the Steelers yesterday. That pretty much tells you all you need to know.

Oh, and the special teams still suck. But you knew that already.

The receivers struggle, too often, to get separation. The defense isn’t putting enough pressure on the opposing quarterback. Questionable play-calling. Costly penalties. Spotty tackling.

Did we mention the special teams? The special teams, yeah, they suck. Still. Especially the kick coverage … which was not helped by that lame punt at the end.

The 2007 draft class, “led by” first-round choice Lawrence Timmons, has been less than impressive. And that’s being kind. Timmons can't even make a tackle.

Well, at least the fans showed up, again, as they always do, on the road.

As the New York Daily News reported:

The Steelers' fans crashed the party, turning the stadium into the Meadowlands on the Monongahela.

"That kind of ticked us off a little bit," safety Kerry Rhodes said, referring to Black-and-Gold, Terrible-Towel-waving fans who appeared to outnumber the Jets' faithful. "I thought we were at a neutral site, somewhere between New York and Pittsburgh."

The Jets were angry, almost embarrassed by the lack of support, but they overcame that - along with a season of ineptitude - to shock the Steelers in overtime, 19-16, yesterday. In what several players mockingly called a "road victory," the Jets beat the Steelers at their own game.

According to the New York Post:

"You had no choice but to notice," Jets tight end Chris Baker said of Giants Stadium absolutely taken over by black-and-gold-clad, "Terrible Towel"-waving Steelers fans who bought all the tickets from the apathetic Jets fans who opted not to show up.

"When I came out for warm-ups, I was like, 'Wow, I've never seen this before.' I was definitely shocked, because I've been here for six years and we've had ups and downs, but I've never seen our stadium with more visiting fans than home fans.

"It was motivation for me, because it was irritating to see that many fans for another team in our stadium. That's why I gave them a wave after the game and said, 'Thanks for coming.' "

Safety Kerry Rhodes said, it "ticked us off a little bit," but he added, "their fans made it fun for us."

"It [ticked] us off," defensive end Shaun Ellis said. "It was weird. It felt like an away game. It felt good to get a road win."

Linebacker Matt Chatham called the fan issue "a touchy subject," adding, "you don't have to guess how it made us feel about it. We're grateful for the [Jets] fans who were there."

And, as Newsday reported:

The Steelers' fans were so loud that the Jets had to use a silent count at times, according to Clemens.

"It was extremely bizarre," Baker said. "I haven't seen that in six years. It was a little disappointing."

Guard Brandon Moore said it felt like Heinz Field, and wide receiver Jerricho Cotchery added, "It wasn't really a good feeling, being in your own stadium and seeing all those towels."

Said Coles: "It was a nice away game. This is the first time I played a home game and felt like the road team."

It doesn’t matter how many Steelers fans will show up in Foxborough, Mass., on Dec. 9. The matchup that day against the New England Patriots looks more and more like a mismatch.

At The Center Of It All

How the Steelers have handled the center position since the end of last season has been puzzling, to say the least.

During training camp, Sean Mahan, Chukky Okobi, Marvin Phillip, Darnell Stapleton, Kendall Simmons and others took snaps at the position (not counting long-snapper Greg Warren). The Steelers opened the season with Mahan and Stapleton. Now, they’ve promoted Marvin Phillip from the practice squad.

As noted over at Blitzburgh Report, it’s puzzling that the Steelers once again are carrying three centers on the active roster (and only two tight ends, by the way, unless you count Max Starks).

More Questions Than Answers
Why are the Steelers carrying three centers? How does Phillip fit in this equation? Where does he fit on the depth chart? What happens to Darnell Stapleton? Does Phillip’s promotion portend a position shift for starting center Sean Mahan? If so, would he move to guard? Does this foreshadow the departure of Alan Faneca? Are we asking too many questions? Do we over-think stuff like this? Do we need to get a life? Never mind those last few questions (we know the answers).

Anyway, it’s safe to assume the Steelers decades-long legacy of stability at the center position is over. Since Buzz Nutter* (pictured above) manned the position in 1964, the Steelers’ centers have been Ray Mansfield (The Ranger), Mike Webster (Hall of Famer), Dermontti Dawson (future Hall of Famer) and Jeff Hartings (Pro Bowler). That’s it.

*It’s worth noting that the Steelers once had Buzz Nutter snapping the ball to quarterback Dick Shiner.

• Too bad about Jerame Tuman and Ryan Clark, by the way. Both have been good players for the Steelers, and both seem like genuinely good guys. Tuman has given the Steelers many good years, and he may be at the end of the line. His season seems to have been finished by injury. Clark’s season, on the other hand, seems to have been cut short by illness (reportedly sickle cell), a medical condition that is much more scary than an injury. Clark was quoted as saying,

“I’m just in pain. You know they told me it was going to be painful situation… …You feel it in whatever you do, take a step, or try to lay down, sit down. You know, I feel a pain.”

Sickle cell is bad, bad shit — serious stuff, and we wish Ryan Clark all the best for a speedy return to full good health.

• As noted over at One for the Other Thumb: Has anybody seen Cedric Wilson lately?

• We can assume newly promoted cornerback Grant Mason will be on kick coverage. Unless you’re at the game, it’s hard to tell who is on kick coverage units, so can anybody tell us … does Darnell Stapleton cover kicks?

• How long will Allen Rossum remain the kick returner?

• We’re wondering what’s up with running back Gary Russell. He was reportedly held out of practice yesterday. Is he healthy? He’s been on the inactive list for every game this season. Last Sunday, the reason noted was “personal reasons.”

• Nice observation the other day by The Black ‘n Gold blog:

“I think the final score of Sunday's Steelers game is taking away from what really happened on the field. That of course being, the Browns offense went nearly three full quarters without a first down.

Second quarter: one first down
Third quarter: zero first downs
Fourth quarter: zero first downs until the final drive with two minutes remaining in the game.

“Joshua Cribbs kept them in the game and almost won it by himself.”

• One For The Other Thumb has a funny poll about where we might find Jeff Reed hanging out this weekend. Also, some nice props for Willie Parker’s visit to the local hospital for children:

“I was very glad to hear and see that Fast Willie Parker's visit to the Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh (just so you know, that's not correct English...) was a thrilling experience for the kids …Here are a couple photos from Willie's visit, sent over by the good people at FedEx (they really are very nice by the way, I’m not being sarcastic...hard to tell sometimes, I know)"